ive embraced my stupid, now go embrace yours.

i like to make silly, awkward, and ugly faces.

you can have my heart if you want it.

ask

me

Anonymous: still wont say your age..

It’s unnecessary information if you choice to let me age define me we should also let …

The following define me

  • my short t-rex like arms
  • my tiny as fuck hands
  • my need to use the word fuck all the mother fucking time
  • my also small feet
  • my very very short arms (this needs to be repeated)
  • my oddly proportional body since I am so small 
  • my need to ask “how do you feel about that?”
  • how I only paint my left hand
  • the fact I have COMPLETE control of my eyes muscles (You dont)
  • how I permanently fucked up my fucking left shoulder
  • the fact I look 12 without makeup and 24 with it
  • how i love wearing classes because it does make me look so young
  • but hate it at the same time because if you treat me like a 12 year old
  • im likely to fucking chew you a new asshole and castrate you with 
  • my words alone
  • how im so verbally viscous but cant bear the thought of actually hurting another human
  • i only type with 7 fingers and its  not the obvious ones. 
  • how quickly i get attached to people

This goes on and on and on. 

My age isn’t important, the same as my tiny as fuck hands aren’t either. 

Anonymous: How many piercings do you have? How many tattoos?

Right now I have 6 piercings. My 7th got ripped out at work. Ouch. You can find pictures of them somewhere on my blog. 

Unfortunately I only have 1 tattoo. I value not paying my car insurance, so I’m very hesitant at pissing my mom off. 

Hopefully by August I’ll have two more tattoos. 

schmittified:

Jordan is a troll. :P The only reason you really like ducks is because it is a letter off from ‘fucks’ I know it!

Hahahahahahaha.