if you go home with someone and they dont have books, dont fuck them.

ive embraced my stupid, now go embrace yours.

i like to make silly, awkward, and ugly faces.




One year ago today, my dog was born. For this cake day, here’s his first year in photos


Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg